try few pick up lines, here, i'll share some of mine: breaking 4th wall kinda, Deadpool syle - "oh baby, you boobs are so digital, and you ass is so nicely pixelated"
or straight forward approach "your lips and my dick should go on a date", "be my squeal baby and i'll feed you my nuts", "hmmm you look constipated, don't worry, i'll fuck the shit out of you", "my dick died today, it only wish was to be buried in your ass", "damn i wish you wore my big toe, so i would bang you on my coffee table", "how do you like your eggs? fried? scrambled? or fertilized?"
use it with cation, but if you'll see her smile and laugh instead of turning all red and mad, she's the one :3
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
You can call me the Garbagewoman, cause I wanna handle your junk.
My batteries are dead, can I borrow your dick?
"I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together."
Hi! I'm Craven Morehead are you?
Hehe hope these help. Oh shit these are for picking up dudes. Oh well have at it