56 Thoughts You Have After Waking Up Hungover

[chaostika]

copy of my post in: What's the first thing you thought of this morning? but it shore will get lost there....to many butts around there muhahaaaa | inspired by: BUzzFeed

 

 

1. Where am I??
2. Oh.
3. Oh god.
4. How much did I drink, smoke, swallow or ***** ***** ****** the last nights??
5. *checks phone*
6. I am never drinking again.
7. I feel like I’m dying.
8. Am I dying?
9. Am I dead?
10. Is this hell?
11. This is definitely hell.
12. There are parts of my body that hurt that I didn’t even know could feel pain.
13. I CAN FEEL MY LIVER CRYING.
14. IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??
15. I hate everything.

 

 

16. All I want to do is cocoon myself in blankets and metamorphose into a less hungover butterfly.
17. Why did I do this to myself?
18. What did morning me ever do to night me to deserve this?
19. Actually, what did I ever do to alcohol to deserve this?
20. IT HURTS US, PRECIOUS.
21. WE HATES IT.
22. SNEAKY LITTLE HANGOVERSES.
23. Ugh.
24. I can’t function.
25. Is this what adulthood feels like?
26. Did I peak in college?
27. I NEED AN ADULT.
28. BUT I AM AN ADULT.
29. Maybe I should go get some water. That would be the adult thing to do.
30. Or some food.
31. *mentally vomits*
32. On second thought, maybe just water^^

 

 

33. I can do this.
34. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!
35. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take!
36. UGH.
37. NO.
38. GODDAMN IT.
39. TOO SOON.
40. #BanAllShots2015.
41. I definitely should get up to get some water though.
42. *tries to stand*
40. *promptly falls over*
41. I learned to stand before I was a year old, what the hell is this?
42. I am a disgrace.
43. I have brought shame to the human race.
44. But most importantly, I am going back to bed.

 

 

45. And now the room is spinning, great.
46. Snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity!
47. PALMS ARE SWEATY, KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY.
48. THERE’S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY, MOM’S SPAGHETTI.
49. Aaand you know you’ve reached rock bottom when an Eminem song is actually the story of your life.
50. I am definitely never, ever drinking again though.
51. That would just be irresponsible!
52. And I am a responsible, high-functioning adult!
53. My friends are going out for drinks later though…
54. And you know what they say about hair of the dog…
55. Oh, what the hell.
56. *pours out a drink for my liver* bahahahaaaaaaaa

 

 

 

 

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- have a great week @ll -

[Thana]

Posts read , stop, waiting for open gate , stop, iron squad will there for ever, stop , happens, ful stop

[chaostika]

whow, reads, thinks...reads again...slower n thinks again - more focused...and finally gets it^^

 

 

thanks my friend - love ya and "sry me 2" again, well, yes...shit happenZ^^

 

- overle n outle -

[Nymphpott]

I see the problem. You listening to wrong Eminem song dammit!

 

* CRANKS up the volume and changes CD! Jumps on Tika's bed and pours a red bull in her mouth to get through another daY!

 

 

'Til the roof comes off, till the lights go out
'Til my legs give out, can't shut my mouth.
'Til the smoke clears out and my high perhaps
I'm a rip this shit till my bone collapse.

 

xD

[Laina]

Once my youth burns out... maybe... just maaaaaybe... I will experience this.  But, until then...

 

CHEERS!!!!

[Eraserhead]

Never ever stop drinking -> no hangovers. Problem solved 

[Eroticism4Ever]

If one actually counts how many thoughts they've had after having waking up hung over they are either not hung over, have no life, or haven't drank enough to be drunk enough. Then again it could be all of the above. Lol one can have thoughts after waking up hung over, but if anyone took the time or takes the time to count the thoughts they have after waking up hung over something is definitely wrong with them.

[Eraserhead]

If one actually counts how many thoughts they've had after having waking up hung over they are either not hung over, have no life, or haven't drank enough to be drunk enough. Then again it could be all of the above. Lol one can have thoughts after waking up hung over, but if anyone took the time or takes the time to count the thoughts they have after waking up hung over something is definitely wrong with them.

 

Or you can make that list very slowly only adding a line one by one every day when having a hangover.

[Eroticism4Ever]

Eraser if I had a hangover and/or past it it would be pretty lame of me to keep up with my thoughts following it.