Claymore Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 How r u, beautiful lady? Wanna see my dick pic? (I'm copying and pasting this onto my desktop) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolan Posted April 7, 2016 Author Share Posted April 7, 2016 How r u, beautiful lady? Wanna see my dick pic? (I'm copying and pasting this onto my desktop)Bro has mad pussy game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RobT Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 i always thought "hey sexy, want to play naked twister" was good. damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claymore Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 How r u, beautiful lady? Wanna see my dick pic? But if not, wanna* play naked twister? Got it. *wanna sounds sexier, I feel JezzyK and Cibacrome 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolan Posted April 13, 2017 Author Share Posted April 13, 2017 BUMP KYUSS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYUSS Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Many people like to sport pictures of their genitals here to attract partners, more so on the male fan base, and it's no simple matter choosing how you want to lay out your dick picture, you must take many things into account before trying to attract or frighten you next potential courtship. Such as: 1. Lighting: Not going to impress with the lights dim, you want people to see the colour and detail of your penis, a vein won't hurt either! So have a spotlight on you and the camera focused on you junk! 2. Scale: If it's just a picture of your noodle alone people are going to think you are rocking a Vienna Sausage. Try placing your hand a the base of your penis or even having your arm in the shot, your pet cat, or just a nice thumbs up to show how proud you are of your penis! 3. Erection: Clearly the hardest part... You need to make sure you have a good breakfast high in vitamins and minerals to ensure it's erection. (watermelon is highly recommended) Often videos of your favorite female curling team or even that Korean lady who covers herself in food will assist you as it has in my ventures! 4. What to wear: This is not easy for many reasons, you have to choose, and it's not as simple as "tightly whiteys" and "boxers", were looking at the courtship of your next potential soul mate! I often go with my classic Ninja Turtle Pajama pants, for it shows that i am hip and like retro things which is popular this day and age with those who have grown up in the 80/90's. However your best pair of track pants with 3 holes in them and a slight stain of mustard from that sausage you just had will look fabulous! 5. Taking pictures that are not yours: This is the best way, you can pick nearly several dick pictures for the 3DX gallery often I like to pick a few different colours and sizes for variety. Which is the spice of life, when asked about the inconstant sizes just simply say when you have X diet or X time of year you have the penis of a 7 foot black man. You will never have them pose another question, I assure you that! 6. The delivery: Often people ask be "But Toolan, how do I present these lovely women with my photo I worked so hard-on?" I'll often tell them it's all in how to speak and give that first impression. Example 1: "Excuse me, you look delightful, I don't often do this, but would you like to see a picture of my erect penis?" - See he is doomed from the start, showing many signs of weakness and self doubt outwardly to your potential partner. Example #2 "Hey Bibi u wanna c my pics?" - Flawless, it shows he is assertive, yet still sensitive to the lady by calling her "Bibi" which is a bastardization of the world "baby" showing how well spoken in the ways of slang he is. Also choice play not saying what it is a picture of, the surprise will surely be welcome! Well I sure do hope you have learned something today about sending pictures of your genitals out to strangers you want to meet! Cheers!-Tips with Toolan ps: Joking seriously, we all shouldn't forget what kind of "game" we are "playing" and on top of that this company producing it - thats a other story, lol! Anyway, i guess that most of those people your (we're) "trying to reach" - 50% or more, probably dont even know of the existence of this board, cause they are to busy ingame to hook up and nail anything and anybody - at anytime thinking they maybe can fuk whomev0r - that isn't up on the trees by a countdown of 5^^ However - and or but - always keep in mind folks - there's enough place and space for evrybody on this freaking server and as long that ... ps2: No, not a Playstation2^^ ... to be continuned in my new [Mirror Diary] (if i even keep it)... soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Twiggy Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Was just thinking that when Alex finishes his download button for pics in our profiles.There could be some prick that sees some dick has a pic of his dick, download it and use it as a dick pic of his own.We could then end up with the same dick pic on every dicks profile that some prick stole from some dick. Edited to add, just dicking around, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena Starfire Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Since 90% of the 3DX women population is lesbian a picture of a dick wont matter anyway +1, sister..You all can feel free to send me some juicy female boob and pussy shots. (man-boobs don't do it for me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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