Alaric Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Drowning me while the malicious beams from the supernova, penetrate the world's atmosphere!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hera Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 A beam of light appears with two white doves flying in.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulanna Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Then some rednecks jump out of the bushes with shotguns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaric Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Then hundreds of pigs run around randomly out of nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 The pigs all arrange into a ritual circle, and all have a huge, stinky shit simultaneously whilst screaming "hummababa hummmbabababababash bushhhtaa!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaric Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 You grab one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jola Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 And notices that it's not pork. It's tofu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaric Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 You immediately drop it with disgust and grab another... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jola Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 It also transforms to tofu as soon as you touch it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaric Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 That's it. You draw 2 flammenwerfer and begin to werfer flammen to all pigs on parade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 German pig farts in your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanti Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Surprisingly... It tasted like a yummy chocolate cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaric Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Then you puke...losing control of flammenwerfers and burn everything around you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaric Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Then beavis and butt head appears out of nowhere yelling: CORNHOLIOOOOOO!!!! \\( #>_<)// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaric Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Then out of nowhere fucking Iron man lands from the skies!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulanna Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 And kicks everyone in the balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaric Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Keeps kicking and kicking and kicking then BAM, he kicked someone who has brass balls... Chuck Norris stared at him with a wicked grin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulanna Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Then Bruce Lee flies in a fucks Chuck Norris up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaric Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Then Bruce Lee goes: "Be water my friend." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camden Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Chuck Norris looks at Bruce and says, "Teach me to be water." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulanna Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Then Bruce Lee pees on Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaric Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Jesus shows up out of nowhere, turns Lee's pee into wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camden Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Lee says drink of me peewine and become like water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaric Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Chuck does so then he gets drunk and makes a scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulanna Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 The Abe Lincoln appears and dumps millions of pennies on Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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