ChloeMoretz Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 (edited) As many of you probably already know, cuz im a huge celebrity and the life of the party everywhere i go in chat, i recently had a falling out with one of my bodyguards who refused to slap a woman who didnt recognize me. ... ive only been in a thousand movies you dumb b... well its besides the point... Anyways im hiring a new bodygaurd or two, a new agent/publicist, and a new personal masseuse/candy dealer. Message me to apply in game or leave a quick resume here as with all my staff... you will have to sign a confidentiality agreement while in my service... i tend to get in... "sticky" situations that my fans might not like... (warning... im told i can be a bit of a brat/high maintenance but i sued the guy who said it so ) Edited September 19, 2015 by Achilles Edit by Rule 2.07 Cris, TheGreatNyeh, PrimmPriss and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatNyeh Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 This made me make a sound I don't often hear myself make... It was a kind of shrill one off laugh... It scared me slightly. Anyway... As to the job offer... Are there any additional incentives and is this salary based work or by the hour? Also need to know if you'll be providing health insurance with both vision and dental included? i'll give you a resume I found on the Internet somewhere if you do and you can decide which "posistion" you want me to fill. DeletedUser, PrimmPriss, ChloeMoretz and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sage Stoner Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 one of my bodyguards who refused to slap a woman who didnt recognize me Pardon me for saying so, but if kiddyporn and death notices are off limits in the forum, then this shit should be, too. Yes, it is "just" role play, but I vote against allowing people to advocate violence in forum posts. Zedd, Gunthar, Collete and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChloeMoretz Posted August 26, 2015 Author Share Posted August 26, 2015 There was no violence... rp or otherwise as i clearly stated, way to blow a joke out of proportion you drama queen.This is why i need decent security! to keep nut job attention seekers like this off of me! Sorry i didnt include the details you asked for their TheGreatNyah, normally my agent would handle that junk... im a huge starlet! i have Denzel Washington and the Fanning sisters on my speed dial to name a few, i shouldnt have to deal with this shi.... kay im rambling... The main incentiveis you get to accompany me to partys and keep the fanboys off me or like hold my hair while i thrown up its hourly for the bodygaurd position cuz i want to hire a dirtbag whod prolly be used to that for the position. The other jobs are salaried and i dont give benefits cuz being with me is already kind of a HUGE BENEFIT ISNT IT?!!!! sorry... i forgot my prozac.... oh and yes i do put out for staff. PrimmPriss, Mishka, ChloeMoretz and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RobT Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 what you really need are meds and rather quickly. As far as Sage, he said it rather nicely i thought so if anyone is a drama queen.... Well, you know how this ends.... skully, pashion, ChloeMoretz and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedd Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Anyone else just... cringing right now? Wow. Mutual respect went out the window not once, but twice. Good luck ChloeMoretz, hope you find what you're looking for, because a man with as little self-respect as you're looking for perhaps deserves what's coming to him. Geez. I feel like I need a shower or something now. LanaLove, Anubis_Dude, pashion and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeloo Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 ...a woman who didnt recognize me. ... ive only been in a thousand movies you dumb b.. And hmmm ... sorry to ask but which movies ? Personally i dont recognize you . Post scriptum : If you send someone to slap me there will be a new ghoul in the 3DX world LanaLove, Kimba, pashion and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pashion Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Dahell???? And btw. You got your own birth date wrong on your profile. ChloeMoretz, DeletedUser and LanaLove 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mishka Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 some people need to get a sense of humour PrimmPriss, xMaceyx and ChloeMoretz 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeloo Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Who have the wrong BD date Pashion ? ChloeMoretz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pashion Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 not u, chloe its in feb not april lol ChloeMoretz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skar Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Ok. I guess there a need for a little reminder. If you are roleplaying, the rules still apply to you. The rules of this forum apply to every member. As for the reminder of those actual rules : 2.01. Excessive use of bad language.2.02. Insults, personal attacks, abuse, threats, harassment or defamatory are prohibited. This category includes clear and masked language and Both / or links to websites Containing search language or images which:- Insultingly refer to other characters, players, SexGameDevil employees, or groups of people.- Result in ongoing harassment to other characters, players, SexGameDevil employees, or groups of peopleHarassment takes many forms, and Is not Necessarily limited to the type of language used, but the intent. Repeatedly targeting a specific player with harassment can lead to more severe action.The idea behind this is to prevent any player from consistently being uncomfortable on the forums.2.03. Any bad comments and / or discussions based on race, nationality, religion, culture, sexual preferences and underage sex are prohibited.2.07. Discussion on, or linking to illegal activities, seeking as illicit drugs, is prohibited. Those rules goes for everyone and in the future, I would recommand to just report a topic in which you don't agree or think it might break any rules instead to turn it into a public confrontation. Thank you. Abbey, pashion, skully and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeAngelo Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 As many of you probably already know, cuz im a huge celebrity and the life of the party everywhere i go in chat, i recently had a falling out with one of my bodyguards who refused to slap a woman who didnt recognize me. ... ive only been in a thousand movies you dumb b... well its besides the point... Anyways im hiring a new bodygaurd or two, a new agent/publicist, and a new personal masseuse/drug dealer. Message me to apply in game or leave a quick resume here as with all my staff... you will have to sign a confidentiality agreement while in my service... i tend to get in... "sticky" situations that my fans might not like... (warning... im told i can be a bit of a brat/high maintenance but i sued the guy who said it so ) Well. im not a body guard, but i sell bear deterrent in a side business. Im happy to sell you a few cans and YES they work on humans... almost too well ChloeMoretz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rochi Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I'm so speechless. Way to troll an RP thread guys. Donna, skully, ChloeMoretz and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatNyeh Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Ok. I guess there a need for a little reminder. If you are roleplaying, the rules still apply to you. The rules of this forum apply to every member. As for the reminder of those actual rules : 2.01. Excessive use of bad language.2.02. Insults, personal attacks, abuse, threats, harassment or defamatory are prohibited. This category includes clear and masked language and Both / or links to websites Containing search language or images which:- Insultingly refer to other characters, players, SexGameDevil employees, or groups of people.- Result in ongoing harassment to other characters, players, SexGameDevil employees, or groups of peopleHarassment takes many forms, and Is not Necessarily limited to the type of language used, but the intent. Repeatedly targeting a specific player with harassment can lead to more severe action.The idea behind this is to prevent any player from consistently being uncomfortable on the forums.2.03. Any bad comments and / or discussions based on race, nationality, religion, culture, sexual preferences and underage sex are prohibited.2.07. Discussion on, or linking to illegal activities, seeking as illicit drugs, is prohibited. Those rules goes for everyone and in the future, I would recommand to just report a topic in which you don't agree or think it might break any rules instead to turn it into a public confrontation. Thank you. Skar... I sent you a PM regarding the rules you cited... I know it's against the rules to talk about this in public. There was no violence... rp or otherwise as i clearly stated, way to blow a joke out of proportion you drama queen.This is why i need decent security! to keep nut job attention seekers like this off of me! Sorry i didnt include the details you asked for their TheGreatNyah, normally my agent would handle that junk... im a huge starlet! i have Denzel Washington and the Fanning sisters on my speed dial to name a few, i shouldnt have to deal with this shi.... kay im rambling... The main incentiveis you get to accompany me to partys and keep the fanboys off me or like hold my hair while i thrown up its hourly for the bodygaurd position cuz i want to hire a dirtbag whod prolly be used to that for the position. The other jobs are salaried and i dont give benefits cuz being with me is already kind of a HUGE BENEFIT ISNT IT?!!!! sorry... i forgot my prozac.... oh and yes i do put out for staff. Wow... seems like you've got a lot of haters Chloë Grace Moretz... Seems to me the first thing you need is a publicist. All these people getting on you case for simply seeking help is kind of strange but it's not that weirdest thing to get berated about I guess... (I've been attacked for simply laying in the middle of the floor before.) We'll have to use the power of "No Comment" against the humorless ones. It works wonders sometimes. As for the resume I promised...Ignore that scratched out bit I hastily did in photoshop... nothing under there. I'm so speechless. Way to troll an RP thread guys.I know right? ChloeMoretz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeloo Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I'm so speechless. Way to troll an RP thread guys. I think that what is criticized here is this line : ...i recently had a falling out with one of my bodyguards who refused to slap a woman who didnt recognize me. ... But i'm not sure , my english is not perfect ChloeMoretz, Sage Stoner, LanaLove and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skar Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Can we please go back to the topic please ?This topic as being derailed enough as it is. If anyone got any trouble with the subject of this RP thread, please feel free to contact the moderator team. Thank you. DeletedUser, ChloeMoretz and Ashbash 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosemaryT Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 There was no violence... rp or otherwise as i clearly stated, way to blow a joke out of proportion you drama queen.This is why i need decent security! to keep nut job attention seekers like this off of me! Sorry i didnt include the details you asked for their TheGreatNyah, normally my agent would handle that junk... im a huge starlet! i have Denzel Washington and the Fanning sisters on my speed dial to name a few, i shouldnt have to deal with this shi.... kay im rambling... The main incentiveis you get to accompany me to partys and keep the fanboys off me or like hold my hair while i thrown up its hourly for the bodygaurd position cuz i want to hire a dirtbag whod prolly be used to that for the position. The other jobs are salaried and i dont give benefits cuz being with me is already kind of a HUGE BENEFIT ISNT IT?!!!! sorry... i forgot my prozac.... oh and yes i do put out for staff. This is one of the funnies threads I have read in a while. Personally, I think ChloeMoretz is a wonderfully colorful character who is immensely entertaining to have join a room. Can be a bit much, but that's kinda the point. Chloe....we love you and keep up the awesome rp! I'm not much of a bodyguard, but had I been interested in the position, this is someone else's resume that I totally would have submitted as my own. PrimmPriss, Mishka, ChloeMoretz and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnibree Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 So disregarding what ever nonsense has just occurred before me in this thread, if you need a masseuse, look no further, Chloe!Hehehe. ChloeMoretz and RosemaryT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChloeMoretz Posted August 27, 2015 Author Share Posted August 27, 2015 Your so wrong Thegreatnyah, i think ive been handling my publicity pretty well... im infamous! look at all the angry cat lady's ive attracted! theirs no such thing as bad publicity right? im used to being mobbed that's why ive "liked" every post lol no matter how pathetic. yea i dunno what im talking about, your hired! *gives him his badge and gun* And rosemary youd probably hate being my bodyguard anyways, its mostly just pistol whipping fanboys and smashing peoples camera phones... *pushes through the crowd and waves babye to my fans for now!* Pierrousss, analiza and RosemaryT 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatNyeh Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Your so wrong Thegreatnyah, i think... If I'm TheGreatNyah instead of TheGreatNyeh I guess I should change my avatar and signature to that of a cat person as well... I've got just the one in mind too. Anyway, I don't know what I'll do with this badge and gun but I guess I'll run a positive PR campaign that states "Everyone that works for Chloë Moretz gets a free badge and gun!" That'll do tons of good for your image I'm sure... though you're right about all press being good press. Just look at Donald Trump! He talks about rapist immigrants and he's top of the Republican leaderboards! I think he's hacking. I know spinbot/aimbot when I see it... Just let me know where you need me and I'll be there to spread the gospel of your wonderful movies and great works. ChloeMoretz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sage Stoner Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I'm so speechless. Way to troll an RP thread guys. Since when was it forbidden to RP having no sense of humor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antsypantsy Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 there is role play which is fun and fine...but identiy impersonation is not fun or fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatNyeh Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Well I fixed my persona to be more in like with being TheGreatNyah. It's too bad I can't actually change my name to that but what can ya do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robo Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 As many of you probably already know, cuz im a huge celebrity and the life of the party everywhere i go in chat, i recently had a falling out with one of my bodyguards who refused to slap a woman who didnt recognize me. ... ive only been in a thousand movies you dumb b... well its besides the point... Anyways im hiring a new bodygaurd or two, a new agent/publicist, and a new personal masseuse/drug dealer. Message me to apply in game or leave a quick resume here as with all my staff... you will have to sign a confidentiality agreement while in my service... i tend to get in... "sticky" situations that my fans might not like... (warning... im told i can be a bit of a brat/high maintenance but i sued the guy who said it so ) Really!!!..Wow your just like me, we should team up, I thought I was the only one..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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