Your most embarrassing moment

[Kacey]

Just wanted to start a fun little topic  . What is your most embarrassing moment in your life??

 I will start this off. When I was a JR. In high school, I joined the basketball team. it was the biggest game of the year. Packed gym. I was on the bench (I was not that good so I was not a starter ) One of our players got hurt in the game, so who do they call in? that's right me. I get up off the bench, and my shorts were stuck in the hinge on the seat, so as I stand up, my shorts go down. This place got a show they were not planning on. me standing in my undies lol  People still ask me about it to this day. I guess it is something the people that were there will never forget.

[DenisB]

I have a few I can think of but I think the one most suitable for this forum happened when I was a young sailor and I flew out to Singapore to join a ship out there. My new messmates took me ashore into Singapore city and took me to a bar that they obviously knew well. I got talking to a nice young lady, very pretty with legs that went on for ever and a low cut halter top dress. We started getting very friendly and she suggested that I buy her out of the rest of her shift at the bar and we go back to her place.

 

Well I did that and didn't notice the grins on some of my messmates faces. To cut a long story short when we got back to her place and things got serious I found out that 'she' had a bigger one than I did!!!  

 

Boy did I take some stick when I got back to the ship, they all knew what 'she' was of course 

 

Denis

[Orihime]

mmm ... i think mine was one day where i was at swimming pool 3 years ago , i dive from the platform ( i think its the word ) , quietly swim to the scale get of the water and notice my bikini bra slided to my hips ... 

 

Lucky watchers

[MikeyZA]

Went out with some friends a few years back. We got absolutely legless... drunk as anything. Nobody was going far in this state so we ended up crashing at his place. This was not the best idea. I do not remember exactly how but I ended up naked.

Woke up the next morning and went to the fridge to grab something to drink. Heard a giggle behind me and his sister and a friend are there looking at my naked butt sticking out of the fridge, and I turn around to hide it... and yeah the rest is embarrassment history
To this day I have never lived it down and they remind me every few weeks

[rubyaras]

                                               The most shameful situation i've faced was wend i was 23;

                                                my father had gone shopping then i was alone with an ex boyfriend;

                                                so we went to my room and we started to having sex,wend we do a 69,

                                                my father enters and my ex saw him that stopped without telling me,

                                                wend i saw that something was going on i looked at the door and it was my father faced:

                                                i could not belive he had caught me in a situation of those.

    

 

                                                 this was my most embarrassing moment

 

                                                                                                                                       ps:sorry for my english

[Playme]

A childhood story of development.   5th grade play of Sleeping Beauty and I had the starring roll of ... " The Owl " 

My costume was made of layers of cloth feathers and after a few hours of wear it started to settle and spread.  Well long story short....  the school play in front of my other classmates all got to see my training bra and all its little glory.  Of course, as soon as I heard the roar of laughter and the adults giving me the sign of "pull up "  I ran off the stage in tears.   Next day,  all the popular boys are asking if I had a boyfriend.  * chuckles to self *  My one day of fame

[milla]

1- I did not feel the onset of menstruation, in the middle of the classroom. everyone saw!

2- I ran to not miss the subway, but I slipped down the stairs using the ass instead of the legs. the station was packed!   

3- get into the wrong car! I've lost count of how many times I did it!

4- I changed the name of my current boyfriend by my ex!

[AndraS]

1. Was a bit (realy) drunk, and after a wild a party in Club, i woke up on a sofa, in my neighbour's flat ( Mrs. Davies , 67 yrs old, got problem with hearing things). In the morning she made me a breakfast instead of calling the police. I was scared like hell for 20 minutes, untill she said like " dont worry darling, we were sleeping separately ". >

2. In a rock festival in 2006 : There was a river , going through the camp of the festival. You could rent boats, jetskis and stuff. We got high and we decided to sail down on the river, with a friend of mine. We also decided to be completely naked. Was fun, but we sailed to the wrong direction. Cant forget the faces of people in that small village where we arrived in the morning.....

3. My first kiss in school, when i was 10 years old? i bited the girl's lips. She was crying. I was nervous. Next day we had a proper kissing, after school i felt like  " UNSTOPPABLE "  

[Loki]

My most embarassing moment? good lord that is difficult, especially since it's natural to block out those memories as much as possible! lol (Major thinking entails)

 

okay, nobody SAW me do this, but the fact that i actually DID it is very embarrassing to me alone.

 

I was at home on my computer, and my mom went out. Before she left she told me that the plumber is going to come and completely re-do and fix our toilet so she reminded me to let him in when he knocked. So after i'd let him in and he began on the toilet, i peeked round and he has COMPLETELY taken the toilet out and stuff. So i went back to my computer and just did my own thing and stuffz. Then suddenly, i needed possibly the BIGGEST SHIT ever in my life. I was fuming and utterly desperate. The problem was that i am not friends with any of my neighbours and i didn't have a key to get back in the house at the time.

So i sneaked downstairs past the bathroom very slowly (i was literally on the verge of pooing myself). I got downstairs and then realised my sister and her friends were there. I quietly got hold of a bin-liner from the kitchen, crept out the backdoor thats always unlocked, and then i actually stood there, in the side entry of our house, and had a shit into the bin-liner LOL!! and its quite open so someone could have seen me.

 

After doing this "deed" i went back into the house, and my face must of looked like i just orgasmed or something, because my sister saw me and said "Bloody hell, you look relieved" LOL oh god. I had to leave the bin-liner with the shit outside until the coast was clear in the house, then just put the binliner INSIDE the bin....yeah...

[Maineiac]

Most embarrassing moment huh??

well lets see.... I think for me it goes back when I was in High school, it was my senior year, and I was on the football team and we were going to another school to play. Well unlucky me, I was not on the bus with the rest of the team. So I drove to the field to meet my team later.

When I got there the rest of the team was all suited up. So I went to the locker room to change. As I striped down to well my "birthday suit" the door opens up and in comes the girls soccer team..... quickly covering up as I listen to the chuckles and some terror of the the girls I soon realized that I had walked into the girls locker room....that is something that I will never forget. But I wish I could.... ahhhh the life in high school lol.

[Vejovis]

So I was at a house party when I was younger 21-22 and I was drunk off my ass, anyway I was walking in the dark backyard and heard my friend throwing up in the back of the bushes, so I went to go help her out and being it was dark out and I was drunk, I failed to notice the giant fish pond which was between me and my friend in trouble, so I fall into the pond and after the big "splash" I was greeted by clapping and laughing from the rest of the party goers oh and I also killed 4 fish and broke my cell phone....to this day my friends call me the "Fish Murderer"

[Leoninha]

I am often living embarassing moments since I have an active BDSM life.