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  • 2 weeks later...

My dear departed father made me memorise these golden advices before passing on:

 

1. They can't break you if you don't have a spine.

 

2. Never go full retard

 

3. Cats are dogs hrjkajskjakjda

 

4. Call the nurse.... now... please son.

 

5. Gold I stole from the nazis is hidden in......arghhhhhh....

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My dear departed father made me memorise these golden advices before passing on:

 

1. They can't break you if you don't have a spine.

 

2. Never go full retard

 

3. Cats are dogs hrjkajskjakjda

 

4. Call the nurse.... now... please son.

 

5. Gold I stole from the nazis is hidden in......arghhhhhh....

 

Oh dear what a contribution...

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